Ruff –
This is Rocco Morrison Herzing. I am writing you in regards to the play-date on Saturday. I did not respond to your call the other day, as I have difficulty holding a phone, due to my lack of thumbs. I can type a little using my long canine claws. I believe my owners would be willing to drive me in the gray thing on wheels on Saturday. The big one, with the fuzzy face, told me of a new lad and lassie that are residing with you, so I am looking forward to the opportunity to hump them. I have Cc’d the pretty lady that lets me sleep under the blanket while watching TV, and I will be on my best behavior in the hopes that she will honor my wishes to attend.
With warm regards,
Rocco
RMH:djh
cc: Leah Herzing
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