what to get a guy for christmas when you can only spend $50:

preliminary work - ascertain the following:

hobbies

• reading
• fishing
• cooking

other interests

• beer and wine
• food
• music
• wifey

favorite color

• black

main work - locate and purchase black items related to hobbies and interests. for example,

*exception to meeting objective: unable to purchase #4 blue fox spinners. they were out of stock at every fishing store.

completion - discreetly wrap with the help of the cat pouncing and chewing on the wrapping paper, and hide under christmas tree. wait.